5-Aioli's Self-Titled Page

Welcome to the infamous 5-Aioli, where the air is thick with the stench of mayonnaise. Our founder, 5-Aioli, has been serving up the tastiest, most questionable condiments since 1975. Come for the aioli, stay for the existential crisis.

Our flagship product, the "I'm-Not-Just-Mayo, I-Swear!" has been a staple of our menu since day one, and for good reason: it's made with love, care, and a pinch of disappointment.

Want to learn more about 5-Aioli's Mental Health Initiative? Click here.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our "I'm-Not-Just-Mayo, I-Swear!" taste-testing challenge. Click here to learn more.

We also offer a variety of other subpages, including: