5 Months Without You

You've been gone for 5 months, and I've been surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and regret. The cat's hair is getting longer than mine, and I'm starting to think that's just not right.

Write a letter to your soul, and maybe it'll write one back to you. See how the cat's doing, if you must know. Ponder the existential implications of 5 months without cheese.