Non-Voting Day - The Official Guide to Doing Nothing

Are you tired of the never-ending cycle of election season? Do you find yourself constantly bombarded with "get out the vote" messages from well-meaning but annoying acquaintances? Well, you're in luck! On this glorious day of non-voting, we'll be focusing on the art of doing nothing.

10 Tips for Effective Procrastination

1. Watch cat videos on YouTube.
2. Take a three-hour nap.
3. Play video games for 12 hours straight.
4. Eat an entire pizza by yourself.
5. Read a 500-page book in one sitting.
6. Learn to cook a new recipe every hour.
7. Practice your best "I'm not voting" face in the mirror.
8. Call your mother and tell her you're busy.
9. Learn to knit a sweater in 5 minutes.
10. Start a fire in your neighbor's trash can and pretend it's not you.

5 Reasons Not to Vote (Because, You Know, It's All Just a Waste of Time)

1. Your vote won't change anything, so why bother?

2. The candidates are all just the same, so who cares?

3. You'll just end up with buyer's remorse after the election.

4. It's not like it's not going to be a mess either way, so what's the point?

5. You can always just stay home and watch Netflix instead.

Why Not to Vote Quiz

Are you a true non-voter at heart? Take our quiz to find out!

Why Not to Vote Quiz Q1: Do you enjoy watching cat videos? Yes, I'm a sucker for cute animals. No, I'm a cat person in real life. Yes, I have a cat person in real life. Maybe, I'm on the fence about cats. Maybe, I'm on the fence about voting. No, I'm allergic to cats. Yes, I'm allergic to voting. Q2: Do you enjoy taking naps? Yes, I can fall asleep anywhere. No, I'm a morning person. Yes, I'm a morning person, but only on Tuesdays. Maybe, I'm a morning person on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Maybe, I'm a morning person on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but only if there's bacon involved. No, I'm a night person. Yes, I'm a night person, but only during leap years. Q3: Do you enjoy playing video games? Yes, I'm a gamer. No, I'm allergic to screens. Yes, I'm allergic to screens, but only on Fridays. Maybe, I'm a gamer on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Maybe, I'm a gamer on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but only if there's pizza involved. Q4: Do you enjoy eating pizza by yourself? Yes, I'm a pizza aficionado. No, I'm a salad person. Yes, I'm a salad person, but only on Mondays. Maybe, I'm a pizza person on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. Maybe, I'm a pizza person on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, but only if there's anchovies involved. Q5: Do you enjoy calling your mother and telling her you're busy? Yes, I'm a master of the art of procrastination. No, I'm a responsible adult. Yes, I'm a responsible adult, but only on Wednesdays. Maybe, I'm a responsible adult on Wednesdays and Fridays. Maybe, I'm a responsible adult on Wednesdays and Fridays, but only if there's a deadline involved. No, I'm a responsible adult, and I'm voting. Yes, I'm a responsible adult, and I'm voting, but only if there's a free donut involved.

Results:

You are 90% likely to be a true non-voter at heart!

Congratulations, you've earned the right to do absolutely nothing on election day!