5-Step Protocol: The Official Guide to Not Losing Your Mind
Step 1: Accept the Suffering
Step 2: Develop a Strong Sense of Irony
Step 3: Practice Mindful Self-Destruction
Step 4: Learn to Love the Scream
Step 5: Embrace the Void
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