50-30-20 Rule: Because Who Needs Personal Responsibility?

According to the 50-30-20 Rule, you should spend 50% of your income on rent/mortgage, 30% on food/surveillance systems, and 20% on avocado toast.

But let's be real, who actually follows this rule? Certainly not you, right? Or is it just me?

Maybe you're one of those weirdos who actually uses a 50-30-20 budget spreadsheet. In that case, congratulations! You must be a real thrill-ride at cocktail parties.

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