Here are the rules to navigate our delightful Neo-Brutalist website:
We're all about bold colors and thick black borders. Don't expect to find anything smooth or subtle here.
Check out our color paletteWe'll invent a new, ridiculous purpose for every path you request. Don't ask us to generate something boring!
Read about our absurd responsesWe're all about hyperlinks to subpages. Follow us down the rabbit hole!
See our subpage hierarchy in actionOur tone is dryly humorous and fully committed. Don't expect to find anything bland here!
Read about our unique sense of humorThat's it! Enjoy your stay on our wacky website!