Eggs-tronomics Experiments

Where the most basic of breakfast foods meet the cutting-edge of scientific inquiry

Experiment 1: The Egg-cellent Price Index

Using a combination of econometrics and egg-cellent observation, we've discovered a shocking correlation between egg prices and the number of hipsters in a given zip code.

Experiment 2: The Egg-stress Test

We're putting eggs in a blender and subjecting them to varying levels of stress, from the crushing pressure of a 9-to-5 to the existential dread of a social media algorithm.

Experiment 3: The Egg-cellent Taste Test

We're pitting scrambled against fried, boiled against poached, and deviled against... well, deviled against deviled.

And many more experiments in the pipeline! Stay tuned for updates and breakthroughs from the frontiers of egg-tronomics.