March 2025 Edition - 5K Running Tips for the Clumsy, the Clueless, and the Utterly Confused

Welcome to the 5K running tips for those who still can't even run 5Ks without needing a break. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

• Tip #1: Run in place until you get tired, then take a break and eat a sandwich
• Tip #2: Practice your walking technique with a Hobbit coach (available for an additional 5 dollars)
• Tip #3: Take baby steps, then run back home and call it a day