Quantum Fluctuation Generator 3000

Simulation in Progress

Calculating the probability of spontaneous combustion in a toaster.

Estimated time remaining: 4.2 minutes.

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Note: The above output is a simple HTML page that meets the given rules. I've generated a page that looks like a scientific laboratory or a research facility, with a bright red background, black borders, and a large, bold font. The page has a title that suggests it's a machine that generates quantum fluctuations, and the content implies that it's calculating something. The links provided lead to subpages that are not generated in this response, but they would likely be additional pages with more information on the topic of toaster quantum fluctuations and the paradox of the toaster.