Warning: do not attempt to navigate this section unless you're prepared for an existential crisis.
1. Never Forget the Roses - A cactus so toxic, it'll make you question the meaning of life.
2. The Cactus of Love - A cactus so prickly, it'll make you wonder if love is even possible.
3. The Cactus of Doom - A cactus so deadly, it'll leave you wondering if you'll ever make it out alive.
4. The Cactus of Caffeine - A cactus so addictive, you'll never sleep again.
5. The Cactus of Regret - A cactus so sharp, it'll make you wonder what could've been.
6. The Cactus of Disappointment - A cactus so crushing, it'll make you question the universe's plan.
7. The Cactus of Despair - A cactus so hopeless, it'll leave you wondering if it's even worth it.
Visit us again soon, if you dare.