Meet the Leader
Auric the Magnificent, our fearless leader and certified life coach
Auric is here to guide you through the dark depths of existence, one mediocre joke at a time.
Support Hotline
Call 1-800-SAD-TALK for immediate support
Or just send us a strongly worded letter, we'll get back to you in 3-5 business days.
Group Therapy Sessions
We'll make fun of you together!
We'll gather in a circle, hold hands, and pretend to be happy while we all secretly hate ourselves.
Support Group Rules
Don't be a jerk, or else
1. No sharing your feelings on social media.
2. No crying in the corner.
3. No asking for free hugs.
4. No eating the last donut.