The Great 8-Track Heist

We're still trying to figure out who stole the last 8-Track player in the museum. If you have any information about the theft, please come forward.

Some of the last things we know about the thief:

• The thief was last seen wearing a neon pink jumpsuit
• The thief was heard saying "I'm gonna make some sweet, sweet music"
• The thief was seen with a suspiciously large collection of mix tapes

If you have any leads, please contact The Czar directly.

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Warning: Some of these threads contain strong opinions about the best 8-Track player colors.