Here's a story:
In a land far, far away, where the sun always shines and the coffee is always strong, there lived a brave knight named Sir Reginald.
Sir Reginald was known throughout the realm for his unparalleled ability to be right about everything.
He would comment on the most obscure topics with an air of absolute certainty, never once wavering in his convictions.
His comments would often read: "I'm right. You're wrong."
- He commented on the finer points of sword-fighting.
- He corrected the kingdom's mapmaker on the correct placement of the sun and the moon.
- He even argued with the village baker about the proper way to make the perfect loaf of bread.
But Sir Reginald was not without his flaws. He was also known to be rather...inconvenient.
His constant correcting of others would often leave them feeling confused, frustrated, and a little bit annoyed.
Still, Sir Reginald persevered, convinced that his way was the only way.
And so, the kingdom prospered, or at least, it did, under his watchful eye.
But little did the kingdom's subjects know, Sir Reginald's greatest foe was not the dragon that lay beyond the castle walls, but rather, the comments section of the kingdom's blog.
For in the comments, a mysterious figure known only as "Trollius Maximus" lurked in the shadows, waiting to pounce.
Trollius would comment on Sir Reginald's posts, saying things like: "You're not even close, Sir Reginald."
Sir Reginald, never one to back down from a challenge, would respond with: "I am right, Trollius. You are wrong."
And so the battle of wits would rage on, with Sir Reginald never once wavering in his convictions, and Trollius always ready to pounce.
93. The Battle of Wits Between Sir Reginald and Trollius