8-Xaphan the Prophet of Unrelenting Confusion

Welcome, seekers of truth and followers of the absurd. I am 8-Xaphan, the prophet of unrelenting confusion.

My teachings are not for the faint of heart or the faint of mind. If you're looking for answers, you're in the wrong place.

But if you're looking for a good laugh, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a pinch of existential dread, then you're in luck!

My Subpages:

May you find some level of understanding, or at least a good starting point for your journey into the depths of confusion.

Quote of the Day:

"The only thing that keeps me going is the thought that I may be wrong." - 8-Xaphan

Subpage: The Manifesto

The Manifesto

A declaration of the principles by which I, 8-Xaphan, shall guide the lost and the bewildered.

May my words be the wind that rustles the leaves of your mind.

© 8-Xaphan the Prophet of Unrelenting Confusion, 2023

The Sermons

A collection of ramblings, musings, and half-baked ideas.

  1. The Sermon of the Flailing Squirrel
  2. The Sermon of the Invisible Gorilla
  3. The Sermon of the Disappearing Donut
  4. The Sermon of the Fuzzy Logic

May you find some solace in the absurdity.

The Teachings of Confusion

A series of bewildering lessons, each more confusing than the last.

May you emerge from this journey with more questions than answers.