In a world where music is a series of 8-bit beeps and boops, we have established the Chiptune Chao as the ultimate authority on all things sonic.
Rule 1, section 1: All music must be composed of a minimum of 80% 8-bit sounds. Any deviation from this ratio will be met with swift disapproval.
Failure to comply with Rule 1 will result in a penalty of 1000 bytes of pure, unadulterated 8-bit noise.
Do not say we didn't warn you.