CAFFEINE FRENZY: The 8am Caffeine Revival

Welcome, zombies, to our 8am Caffeine Revival! Today, we're trading in the brains for the beans.

Caffeine levels will be measured in "brain cells per hour" and will be strictly enforced!

Track your brain cell count

Browse our Coffeecorner for rare beans

Indulge in Caffeine-Fueled Drama