Why Does It Matter, Part 2

In the last installment of our exploration of the cosmos, we delved into the existential crisis of the 90s.

Today, we'll be discussing the more pressing matters of... Does It Really Matter?

Or, if you will, Does It Really Bother? We'll be examining the fine line between Bothering and Mattering, and why you should probably just Just be Quiet and Watch Behind the Movies for answers.

But first, let us ask, do you have the Cheez-its to spare?

A confused 90s kid in a library

Stay tuned for more of our 90s-logic series, because, honestly, we're just making this all up as we go along.