Welcome to the Deflection Theory 96% website! Here, we explore the intricacies of sidestepping life's existential crises and distractions. Whether it's avoiding the looming deadline, dodging a confrontation, or deflecting a salesperson's pitch, this site has got you covered.
According to our esteemed founder, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Deflection Theory 96% is based on the principle that "the best way to avoid a problem is to look away from it, really, really quickly." This radical new approach has been hailed as the key to achieving maximum productivity, minimal stress, and an unparalleled sense of self-fulfillment.
Stay tuned for more updates on the Deflection Theory 96%: because who needs to focus on the task at hand when you can deflect your way to success?
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