98% Tips - The Art of Being Slightly Better at Everything

Tip 1: Practice Being Slightly Less Awkward at Small Talk

In a world where being average is the new exceptional, it's time to take it to the next level. Learn to make small talk that's not completely cringeworthy, but still not exactly endearing.

Sub-Tip 1: Ask Questions That Don't Immediately Reveal Your Desperation

Don't ask 'What's the meaning of life, man?' unless you're prepared for the existential dread that follows.

Ask Questions That Don't Immediately Reveal Your Desperation

Sub-Tip 2: Use Open-Ended Questions That Still Sound Closed-Ended

Ask 'So, like, what's up?' and watch as your conversational partner squirms under the weight of your non-specificity.

So, Like, What's Up?

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99% Tips - The Art of Being Slightly Less Bothered