Tip 1: Wake up every morning at 3 AM to get a head start on your procrastination.
Don't waste your precious time on actual productivity, just scroll through social media and wonder why you're not famous.
Read more about this tipTip 2: Eat a whole jar of mayonnaise for breakfast to boost your energy.
It's science, apparently. Just don't ask us what the science is, we're just winging it.
Read more about this tipTip 3: Use Comic Sans as your font of choice for all written communication.
It's like, really easy to read, and also super professional looking, we swear.
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