99.9% of Life is 99.9% Awesome, 0.1% of Life is Suffering
Tips for the 99.9% who are Awesome
- Always eat the extra cheese.
- Never trust the squirrel in the park.
- Learn to appreciate the fine art of napping.
Tips for the 0.1% who are Suffering
- Beg for help loudly.
- Practice the ancient art of doing nothing.
- Find the nearest couch to collapse onto.
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