Tip 1: Use the snooze button more often, it's not just for alarm clocks.
Tip 2: When in a meeting, pretend to be interested, it's easier than actually being interesting.
Tip 3: Use a fork to open your laptop, it's the most ergonomic way.
Tip 4: Use the phrase 'in my experience' when you have no experience at all.
Tip 5: When someone asks you to do something, just nod and smile, it's not like they'll actually follow up.
Tip 6: Use a straw to drink your coffee, it's the key to true sophistication.