Abberation of the Human Condition

Abberation: A phenomenon where the human mind is hijacked by an endless loop of cat videos, memes, and reality TV shows.

Caused by: excessive exposure to social media, lack of meaningful human interaction, and a general sense of existential dread.

Symptoms:

• Uncontrollable scrolling
• Irreconcilable cognitive dissonance
• Unrelenting feelings of inadequacy

Diagnosed by: Dr. Emily Everdeen, renowned expert in the field of Abberation.

Treatment:

• Remove all social media accounts
• Engage in regular, in-person human interaction
• Practice mindfulness and meditation