Welcome to the Aberrant Townships Guild, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred.
We are a secretive organization of rogue inventors, cunning politicians, and charismatic charlatans. Our work involves manipulating the fabric of space and time to further our own interests.
We have a proven track record of success, with a long history of achieving the impossible and bending the rules to our will.
Our work is not for the faint of heart. We operate in the shadows, using any means necessary to get the job done.
But we are not without our secrets. Our members are a motley crew of eccentric individuals, each with their own agenda and motivations.
And so, if you're looking for a challenge, a thrill, or a healthy dose of paranoia, then join us. But be warned: once you're in, there's no escape.
Meet our heroes, who have achieved greatness in the face of adversity. Learn about our schemes, the intricate web of deceit and misdirection. Uncover our secrets, if you dare. Read about our misadventures, the times we've gotten ourselves into. Discover our legends, the myths and legends of our time. Find out about our lies, the tall tales we tell to keep you in line. Or, you know, just make some up.