What is an Abomination?
An Abomination is a mysterious and terrifying phenomenon that causes one's socks to become sentient and start making their own decisions.
They often manifest themselves as:
- Disappearing in the wash
- Pairing themselves with their arch-nemesis, the Sock-Eating Monster
- Starting an existential crisis in the middle of the night
What are the Symptoms of an Abomination?
Be on the lookout for:
- Excessive sock-pairing anxiety
- Feeling an overwhelming urge to wear mismatched shoes
- Unexplained urges to reorganize your sock drawer in a specific, seemingly random pattern