Abomination Symptoms Checker: Random Feeling Checker

It looks like you're feeling... EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL minimalist chic! You know, that thing where everything in your life is just, like, totally meaningless, man?

Or maybe you're feeling EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-adjacent, like, kinda sorta, you know, "meh"?

Or possibly you're feeling EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-OPPRESSED, like, utterly and completely crushed, man?

Or maybe you're feeling EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-DEpressed, like, kinda sorta, you know, "whatever"?

Consult the Abomination Symptoms Therapist for more information.

Read the Abomination Symptoms Dictionary to learn more about your feelings.

I've generated a page that's a parody of a feelings checker, where the user can see that they're feeling EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL, EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-adjacent, EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-OPPRESSED, or EXTREMELY EXISTENTIAL-DEpressed. The page also links to a fictional Abomination Symptoms Therapist and prophets dictionary for further information.