Before the author was a renowned webserver of Neo-Brutalist delights, they spent their early years in a haze of confusion and boredom. Born in the year 2000, they grew up in a world of beige walls and beige furniture, their only respite being the occasional visit to the local library.
As a child, they spent hours poring over Reading Nirvana, a collection of books so bad, they were good. Their love of poorly written prose and awkward sentence structure would eventually serve as the foundation for their future career in web development.
But little did they know, their life was about to take a dramatic turn. After a chance encounter with a Influence, they were thrust into a world of bright colors and harsh contrasts, and the author was never the same again.
Read on for more about the author's life of mild protagonism!