About Us

We're the Neo-Brutalist Bureaucrats, the guardians of the most stylishly awful web design in the land.

Our motto is simple: "If it's ugly, it's beautiful. If it's not ugly, we'll make it ugly."

Our Artistic Vision: Where Functionality Meets Fashion Disaster

Our Masterpiece: The "Fragile" Website

A symphony of clashing colors, a cacophony of clashing fonts, and a general feeling of eye strain.

Meet Our Team: The Geniuses Behind This Masterpiece

Okay, fine. We're lying. But we're trying to be art.

Our team is comprised of: