NeonCorp Inc. - Our Awesomely Mediocre Parent Company

Established in 1987, we've been serving our customers with a healthy dose of apathy and mild disinterest since the dawn of time.

Our mission is simple: to make money, not friends. We're a family of individuals who are only here for the free food and health insurance.

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