Mr. Blandington
Our resident "I'm not really sure what we're doing here" expert.
Ms. Pimpmill
We're pretty sure she's secretly a time-traveling queen, but we're not really sure.
Archibald McSnazz
Archibald claims to have invented the wheel, but we think he's just really good at Google searches.
Dr. Puzzlemento
Dr. P is our resident expert on "I don't know, but let me Google it" architecture.