Zeta
Zeta is the lead developer and chief problem solver. He's been coding for 10 years and still can't figure out why the cat won't stop meowing at his keyboard.
See Zeta's personal projectsBeta
Beta is the resident design expert and master of the 90s aesthetic. Her favorite font is Comic Sans, don't @ her.
See Beta's art galleryAlpha
Alpha is the team's resident philosopher and existential crisis expert. He's been trying to write a novel for 5 years, but it's still in the "notes" phase.
See Alpha's philosophy essays