About Us

Welcome to our humble abode, a bastion of creativity and questionable life choices. We're a group of misfits who somehow manage to make a living doing what we love: creating the most obnoxious, eye-searingly bright website in the known universe.

Our team consists of:

We're glad you're here. Stay awhile. Blink a few times. Maybe even cry a little. But don't say we didn't warn you.

Want to contact us? Yeah, that's a thing we do.