Our story begins in a world where the internet was still a thing, but we were too lazy to care.
We're a group of misfits who stumbled upon the concept of "design" and thought, "Why not?!"
Our motto? "We're here, we're weird, and we're not sorry."
We're not sorry about our lack of apologies, our excessive use of exclamation marks, or our questionable life choices.
But we are sorry that our website might give you a headache from all the bright colors and harsh shadows.
Want to learn more about our questionable design decisions? Visit Design Disasters for a thrilling tale of woe and regret.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click Our Mistakes for a heartwarming account of how we managed to mess up even the most basic of things.
No, seriously, we're not sorry.