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Extreme Punting Championship Rules

Section 1: Safety First (Sort Of)

Wearing of safety gear is strongly advised, but not actually enforced.
Participants are responsible for their own injuries, including those caused by their own incompetence.

Section 2: Punting Techniques

The only acceptable punting technique is the "Extreme Flail", where one leg is launched into the water with reckless abandon.
The use of a punted stick is highly discouraged, as it's just a crutch for the faint of heart.

Section 3: Scoring

Points are awarded based on the number of nearby swimmers who get hit by your punt.
The winner of each heat will be determined by the participant who has managed to punt the farthest without actually hitting anything or anyone.

Extreme Punting Championship Rules are subject to change without notice, so don't even bother trying to keep up.

Prohibited Techniques: Because Safety is Overrated Scoring System: Where Math is Optional