Actual Stats

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Actual Stats: Because Actual is Better

Inflated Numbers Unreliable Sources Completely Made-Up Stuff
Category Actual Stats
Chainsaw Juggling 99.9% of users can juggle at least 3 chainsaws simultaneously, but only 2.1% are actually good at it.
Extreme Ironing Only 0.1% of users have actually ironed a shirt in a volcano, but 12.5% of users think they can do it.
Extreme Pong 95.7% of users can hit a ping-pong ball 10 times in a row, but only 1.4% are good at it.
Other Random Stats 99.99% of users have eaten a spoonful of wasabi in a bet, but 0.01% actually enjoyed it.

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