Advanced Procrastination Techniques

For when you need to put off the inevitable.

Technique 1: The Infinite Scroll of Social Media

Stare at cat videos for hours, pretending to be productive.

Subtechnique 1: Cat Video Endless Loop

Watch the same video 100 times, each time with a different caption.

Continue to Technique 2: The Art of Browsing Through Your Favorite Website Technique 2: The Art of Browsing Through Your Favorite Website

Click the refresh button repeatedly, waiting for the perfect moment to start work.

Subtechnique 2: The Refresh Roulette

Refresh, refresh, refresh, until you get the perfect version of the page.

Continue to Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Organizing Your Papers into Random Piles on Your Desk