Advanced Blaming: A Guide to Shift the Weather Blame to Your In-Laws

Weather Forecast: 90% chance of "I told you so"s

Are you tired of being blamed by your family for the weather? Do you want to deflect, redirect, and redirect the blame to your in-laws? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of Advanced Blaming, a technique so advanced, so subtle, so utterly ruthless that your family will be left wondering if they're going crazy or if they just can't handle the truth.

Lesson 1: The Classic Blame-Shifting Technique

When confronted by your partner or family about a weather-related issue (e.g., a heatwave, a hurricane, a tornado), use this tried-and-true method:

1. "I'm telling you, it's not me, it's your mom's cousin's brother-in-law who's causing this weather mess."
2. "I'm positive I heard your sister's husband mention something about a weather-altering ritual he performed last week."
3. "I'm fairly certain I saw a UFO flying overhead, and I'm pretty sure they're behind the weird weather."

Stay tuned for more Advanced Blaming techniques!