Where sanity is a distant memory and sanity is optional.
You've managed to find yourself in the most... interesting part of our facility.
We're not really sure why you're here, but the snacks are on us.
Or at least, we think they were on us. We're not really sure.
You know, for the sake of research, we've locked the doors. Again. We're not really sure what's going on, but it's probably something. Maybe the secret lab is the answer?