Warning: these techniques may cause excessive grinning, spontaneous laughter, and irreversible damage to your dignity. Proceed with caution.
1. The Ancient Art of Crap Shooting: A technique so advanced, it's almost too good to be true. Requires 100+ years of experience and a willingness to risk everything.
2. The Ploppetastic Plop: A delicate dance of hook and line, sure to reel in the laughs and maybe, just maybe, a fish.
3. The Bloopetous Bait: A tantalizing treat that'll have your fish giggling like a school of lunatics. But don't say we didn't warn you.
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