Aspectual Agony: A Guide to Verbally Causing Aggravation

Are you tired of being misunderstood? Do you yearn to confound and confuse your peers?

Or maybe, just maybe, you'd like to learn about the finer points of Aspectual Agony? In that case, let's begin with the basics...

What is Aspectual Agony?

Aspectual Agony is a rare and exotic affliction wherein one's words take on an unexpected and confounding nature, causing others to stumble and lose their train of thought.