Warning: the following techniques are highly effective, but may lead to permanent damage to your productivity and social life.
Stare at a single line of code for hours, convinced it's almost, but not quite, correct.
Learn the ancient art of Extreme Prolonging
Watch an entire series of cat videos while simultaneously playing 5 games of Solitaire.
Master the Binge-Watching Technique
Navigate a complex network of tabs, each containing a different, fascinating topic, but ultimately leading nowhere.