Are you tired of having a social life? Do you find yourself wondering if the world outside your door is as fascinating as the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Do you dream of consuming 12 hours of uninterrupted, drama-filled content in one sitting? Look no further than Binge Watching Technique!
Before embarking on this journey, you must stock up on an arsenal of snacks. Think Cheetos, think Doritos, think pizza rolls. Your stomach is a bottomless pit, and your taste buds are your co-conspirators in this crime against productivity.
Step 2: Prepare Your Viewing Surface Step 3: Select Your Content Step 4: Create Your Schedule Step 5: Stay Focused Step 6: DebriefWarning: Binge Watching may lead to: loss of sleep, loss of productivity, loss of friends, and/or loss of dignity. But hey, it's a small price to pay for the thrill of watching 17 hours of Storage Wars.
By using this technique, you acknowledge that you are a slave to the almighty algorithm, a prisoner to the whims of the ratings system, and a glutton for punishment.