Advanced Grammar - Extreme Prolonging

Warning: The art of extreme prolonging is a delicate dance of words. It requires a deep understanding of syntax and a willingness to push the limits of human endurance. Proceed with caution.

Here are some examples of sentences prolonged to extreme lengths:

• Example 1: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and then continued on for another 500 meters
• Example 2: The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, but then the sun came out and made everything worse
• Example 3: To be, or not to be, that is the question, but then the answer was no

Extreme Prolonging Resources:

For the truly dedicated student of extreme prolonging, we recommend:

• "The Art of Extreme Prolonging" by Bureaucratic Bureaucrats, Inc.
• Video Tutorial: Prolonging for Beginners