Procrastination Philosophy: The Art of Doing Nothing

Because adulting is hard, and so is getting off the couch.

Procrastination Strategies: The Ultimate Guide

Theories of Procrastination

Procrastination is not just a state of being lazy. It's an art, really. A delicate balancing act of putting off, postponing, and generally avoiding the tasks that need to be done. And we've got theories for that.

• The Theory of the Sinking Ship
• The Bureaucratic Tunnel Effect
• The Infinite Loop of Stares

Procrastination Tools

Need help procrastinating? We've got you covered. Here are some tools to aid you in your quest for doing nothing.

• The Procrastination App: Because Adulting is Hard
• The Procrastination Browser Extension: Because Tabs are a Distraction

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