As a member of the Illuminati, you're probably wondering what types of cheese are considered acceptable for consumption within the ranks.
Here's a rundown of the most popular cheeses eaten by our secret society:
We're not just talking about any old cheese, we're talking about artisanal, handcrafted, small-batch, organic, free-range, gluten-free cheese.
Remember, as a member of this secret society, you are expected to maintain a sophisticated appreciation for the nuances of cheese.
Want to explore further? Visit our Gallery of Cheese to see the most majestic cheese arrangements the world has ever known.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Cheese Farming 101 course to learn the art of cultivating your own cheese.
But be warned: once you've experienced the thrill of eating cheese among the shadows, there's no going back.