Advanced Honking Techniques
What is Honking?
Honking is an art form that has been lost to the sands of time. It is the act of making a loud, obnoxious noise with one's lips, often in the presence of a sleeping infant or unsuspecting housemate.
Honking Techniques:
- The classic: A loud, sharp "BONK!" made directly at the subject of honking.
- The sneaky: A soft, whispered "bonk" made from behind a nearby object.
- The dramatic: A loud, operatic "BONK-BONK-BONK-BONK!" made with reckless abandon.
These are just a few examples, but the possibilities are endless!