Disco Ball Tricks Manual

Warning: This manual is not for the faint of heart.

Use at your own risk, because we're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive use of sparkly balls.

**The Art of Disco Ball Projection:**

Step 1: Hold a disco ball in your hand, feeling its weighty presence.

Step 2: Project the ball onto a surface, ensuring optimal sparkle-to-distance ratio.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you've mastered the art of making people question their life choices.

Learn more advanced techniques!

Safety guidelines: Don't hurt yourself!

Awards and Recognition:

**Disco Ball Wizard of the Year** award goes to our esteemed founder.

**Honorable Mention** goes to our loyal users.