Use at your own risk, because we're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive use of sparkly balls.
**The Art of Disco Ball Projection:**
Step 1: Hold a disco ball in your hand, feeling its weighty presence.
Step 2: Project the ball onto a surface, ensuring optimal sparkle-to-distance ratio.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you've mastered the art of making people question their life choices.
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Safety guidelines: Don't hurt yourself!
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**Honorable Mention** goes to our loyal users.