With our Disco Pirouette, you'll be the queen (or king) of the dance floor. This isn't just any pirouette, it's a Disco pirouette – it's got all the flair and none of the subtlety.
1. Wear your best platform shoes and polyester jumpsuit.
2. Hold your arms straight out to the sides, like a flamingo.
3. Twirl around in a circle, pretending you're trapped in a time loop.
4. Repeat until you're dizzy and your pants fall down.