Advanced Theories

The definitive repository of unproven, possibly-alright-but-possibly-entirely-made-up scientific hypotheses and half-baked ideas.

Explore our catalog of unrefuted notions, including:

• Quantum Flapdoodle - A theory of quantum mechanics that's been largely ignored by actual physicists, but has a really nice logo.
• Time Travelers' Guide - Because who needs the timestream when you can just wing it?
• Parallel Universe Pizzas - Where every topping is a different dimension.
• Unseen Force Fields - Because sometimes you just need a good excuse for why your cat's hairballs keep getting bigger.