Advanced Dodge Techniques: The Art of Not Getting Hit

By: Professor Dodge McSly, Expert Dodge Master

The Basics

Before we dive into the advanced techniques, let's cover the fundamentals. A good dodge requires focus, timing, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

Techniques 1: The Art of Distraction

• Use misdirection: Make your opponent think you're going for a coffee refill.
• Employ the old "I've got a meeting" excuse.
• Feign interest in a nearby potted plant.

Techniques 2: The Science of Evasion

• Master the art of teleportation (just kidding, it's just a really quick move).
• Use your opponent's momentum against them (literally).
• Practice your ninja moves.

Techniques 3: The Philosophy of Avoidance

• Distrust your instincts.
• Question your surroundings.
• Ask yourself, "What is the meaning of this dodge?"

Advanced Techniques: For the Truly Elite Dodger

These are not for the faint of heart (or mind).

• Use your opponents' own attacks against them.
• Employ the art of temporal displacement (just kidding, it's just a really quick move).
• Make your opponent question the nature of reality.

Subpages:

• Dodge Theory: The Physics of Not Getting Hit
• Advanced Dodge Gear: The Tools of the Trade
• Dodge Sociology: The Culture of Avoidance

Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, go forth and dodge like the wind!